I'm 84 years old. Don't let the altar-boy face fool you.

Wherever there's opportunity, the mafia will be there.

Autumn is my favorite season.

I grew up in Brooklyn.

Usually when attorneys are assembling a jury, they're just looking for sheep that are easily impressed.

P.C. is just too Big Brother - telling me how I should act and feel.

I don't like the idea that the government has so much of a say in things.

People think that it's their sovereign right to download music and not have to pay for it.

You better cut the pizza in four pieces because I'm not hungry enough to eat six.

When I was growing up, my parents were almost involved in various volunteer things. My dad was head of Planned Parenthood. And it was very controversial to be involved with that.

Freight mobility and movement, while not a sexy policy issue, is a highly important one. Capacity constraints and congestion on our nation's freight rail system create many problems.

Meaningless combinations of words do not suddenly acquire meaning simply because we prefix to them the two other words ' God can'.

I tell people that stand-up's like golf: you gotta do it every day to get it down - or at least three times a week to get it down.

Being in TV is insane. The notes you get sometimes, I just don't understand them.

We are not accusing you of being illegal, we are accusing you of being immoral.

We then came to the Soviet Union. One day we were walking and carrying our banner and distributing a few leaflets in Russian to people, and we met two women on the road.

For every giver there must be a receiver, and for every receiver there must be a giver.