I love you, Kitten. Don't try to get out of this. We'll see if you love me when I pay you back. Even then I will love you, Bones called out as I stomped away.

The sh*t's gonna splatter, start buggin, yo..." Mencheres to Cat

Brush teeth. Wash hair. Rule undead world with an iron fist.

It was ironic; he held her captive, yet she’d captivated him.

You're shagging a woman who can turn into a dragon? Blast you, Charles, I am sick with envy!

I am a nice young girl here to pick up your granddaughter for the weekend... We're going to a Bible retreat to scare the devil out of her. - Bones to Cat's grandparents

You're not a woman," he said finally. "You're the Grim Reaper with red hair!

Careful, luv. I might be angry with you, but that doesn't mean I don't still want you. So if you do that again, I'll shag you right here, right now, and sod anyone who wants to watch

That face. That body. And you know he’s packing. Look at the angle on that dangle.

I couldn't help shaking my head as I looked at him. Ian slept like a baby every morning - well, a baby who continually kept one hand down his pants.

Nice to meet you, mate, and here's some advice: Don't even think about it. You try anything with her and I'll neuter you with my bare hands.

You will know it is love when the need can't be met by yourself or God.

The dictatorship is like an aria that never becomes an opera.

At this high moment, ability failed my capacity to describe.

I met my husband before I became a star, and he doesn't care about any of it.

All consciousness is consciousness of something

I think giving is a blind act that should come from a part of me that sees no discrimination (that's why I called it "blind").

Envy is destroyed by true friendship, as coquetry by true love.

So long as I remain alive and well I shall continue to feel strongly about prose style, to love the surface of the earth, and to take a pleasure in solid objects and scraps of useless information.

All characters come from people I know, but after the initial inspiration, I tend to modify the characters so they fit with the story.

Are you sleepwalking?' A voice asked behind me. "I was testing dorm security," I said. "It sucks.