I love stories that give me a perspective on how easy American life has become in the 21st century.

The older you get, the more you realize that the way you look is a reflection of how you treat yourself.

There's nothing I love more than a good cry.

I feel like I'm one of the happiest people I know.

I have a husband and children, and it affects me deeply that somebody could be taken away in a second.

I would do 'American Splendor' and 'About Schmidt' again in a heartbeat.

I travel all the time, and I have two small children.

I just love to make a whole roomful of people laugh.

I haven't frequented a nail salon in a long time.

The network shows tend to be run, in general, in my experience, by committee, and it's hard for actors and writers to do their jobs.

When my dad needed a shirt ironed, he would yell downstairs to my mother, who would drop everything and iron his shirt.

Life is uncertain. We can never predict when hard times shall strike.

My movies, in general, I have the impression that when they finish of course they're never originally what you had in mind.

I don't turn to anyone for advice. I do what I want.

There is magic in misery. Just ask any runner.

Women want to serve, and this is where their happiness lies: but the free spirit does not want to be served, and this is where hishappiness lies.

Embrace your life, count your blessings, and don’t complain about what you don’t have.

A fair share of anything is starvation diet to an egomaniac.

Ah, gentle dames! it gars me greet To think how monie counsels sweet, How monie lengthened sage advices, The husband frae the wife despises.

The worst evils are those that never arrive.

Much arrogance is necessary equipment for an artist, I think. Not sufficient, but necessary. It carries one across the gaps.