I look at Colin Meads and see a great big sheep farmer who carried the ball in his hands as though it was an orange pip.

He's like a demented ferret up a wee drainpipe.

Those props are as cunning as a bag o' weasels.

My goodness, that wee ball's gone so high there'll be snow on it when it comes down.

The moon is very charming, alluring, attracting and magical, not because of its beauty, but because of its illusion and reflection of change.

I figured I wasn't supposed to be capable of that kind of thinking, and I felt like an alien. I feel that a lot, actually, in a lot of circumstances. Like I ought to be feeling something I don't.

If one story becomes too hot, then you can't forget it. As an actor, you want to remain fluid.

Investing for the poor requires participation from the entire community.

There are so many dramatic actors where I would give all of my anything to have their careers, but I don't think I can try to follow anyone.

A writer is justly called 'universal' when he is understood within the limits of his civilization, though that be bounded by a country or an age.

Women will not talk about football unless one of them is in love with a football player, and then suddenly you discover that they know everything that is to be known about it.

All of a sudden you realise that you are the person who has control of your life.

I’ve stopped thinking about it. I don’t have time to have a girlfriend. I have like a full-time job Learning How to Be Blind.

If I want to wear a long flowing dress, someone will say I'm pregnant.