I live the life of the last Renaissance man.

The people can always be brought to the bidding of the leaders...tell them they are being attacked, and denounce the peacemakers for lack of patriotism and exposing the country to danger.

We will go down in history either as the world's greatest statesmen or its worst villains.

Whenever I hear the word culture, I reach for my revolver

God gave the savior to the German people. We have faith, deep and unshakeable faith, that he [Hitler] was sent to us by God to save Germany.

I know two types of law because I know two types of men, those who are with us and those who are against us.

The victor will always be the judge, and the vanquished the accused.

The Jew must clearly understand one thing at once, he must get out!

The Americans cannot build aeroplanes. They are very good at refrigerators and razor blades.

I think that women are wonderful but I've never met one yet who didn't show more feeling than logic.

Shoot first and inquire afterwards, and if you make mistakes, I will protect you.

People need stories...we use stories to teach, to learn, to make sense of the world around us. As long as we need stories, we will need books.

I think a dysfunctional family is any family with more than one person in it.

Theirs is not to make reply: Theirs is not to reason why: Theirs is but to do and die.

When a watch goes ill, it is not enough to move the hands; you must set the regulator. When a man does ill, it is not enough to alter his handiwork, you must regulate his heart.

Everyone knows you can't see death cooties. Take my word for it, that couch has the biggest, fattest death cooties that ever existed. That couch has the mother of all death cooties. – Lula

I don't want to grow up but I'm sick of not growing up -​ that way. I'll find a different way of not growing up. There's a better way of doing it than torturing your body.

I have only ever read one book in my life, and that is White Fang. It's so frightfully good I've never bothered to read another.

Knowledge has come to be defined as what can be proven by secular evidence and arguments.

To someone seeking power, the poorest man is the most useful.

I celebrate a victory when I start walking off the field. By the time I get to the locker room, I'm done.