I hold a strict policy of automatic grudges against people everyone likes.

He didn't know that sometimes, the most awesome and complicated thing you can do is just stick around.

Republicans stand for raw, unbridled evil and greed and ignorance smothered in balloons and ribbons.

Stop worrying whether the grass is greener on the other side. Find out how to own the other side.

A good advertisement is one which sells the product without drawing attention to itself.

The success of any stand-up act comes out of life experience.

I never liked group work in school.

America is just so imperative that we have the right justices.

I tell my daughter Nyssa, you should respect my work and I will also respect yours when you grow up, "Work is worship" is what I have told her.

The usual pretext of those who make others unhappy is that they do it for their own good.

We are enriched by our reciprocate differences.

Injuries, burns, and bruises will heal. But victory lasts forever.