I haven't talked to [Donald] Trump since he made his comments about [John] McCain being captured; now he doesn't respect military guys that get captured.

If Thomas Jefferson thought taxation without representation was bad, he should see how it is with representation.

Poverty is not the root cause of crime.

Liberals attempt through judicial activism what they cannot win at the ballot box.

We're not sexists, we're chauvinists - we're male chauvinist pigs, and we're happy to be because we think that's what men were destined to be. We think that's what women want.

End results that work that don’t involve government threaten liberals.

You know why there's a Second Amendment? In case the government fails to follow the first one.

Styrofoam and plastic milk jugs are biodegradable! Do you know what isn't biodegradable? Paper!

I think cigars are just a tremendous addition to the enjoyment of life.

The NAACP should have riot rehearsal. They should get a liquor store and practice robberies.

In a country of children where the option is Santa Claus or work, what wins?

Show your compassion to people in their life time

People in high school either feel like they're with the cool kids in a clique, or they're isolated - there's no in-between.

I know that's not the right accent, but I can't do the right accent. It's either the wrong accent or another Octomom joke.

I laugh at mistakes. I laugh at how you recover from mistakes.

You know, we - we start with a mentality that we'll take a sports project if its good. And we're certainly not on the lookout for them, because to be honest we don't have to. They walk in the door.

My beef was with essentially being a product. I didn't want to be a product, so I tried to get fired, but they didn't fire me, which was weird.

Life is like an elevator, a lot of ups and downs. People pushing your buttons and getting jerked around.

West Africa today is just a quarry of paving stones for Hell, and those stones were cemented in place with

Algeria is what allowed me to accept myself.

He who cannot learn by others' mistakes is stupid. He who cannot learn by his own errors is a fool.