I have some weird habits. For instance, I love beets. Show me a salad bar and I will clean them out of their beets.

I think any man over 250 pounds rollerblading is instant hilarity. There's nothing funnier than a giant, grown man rollerblading.

I like to do 'Garfield Mondays': lasagna and napping in a box.

I don't have any delusions. I don't think I would make it through Navy SEAL training.

If you wait for things to be perfect you'll just miss out on life.

As an actor it's always easier to shave or cut your hair for a role, but it's hard to put fake hair on or grow hair for a role.

Being in good physical shape is the best way to combat depression. You just have endorphins running around your body. It is the best anti-depressive that there is.

Just be comfortable with who you are.

It's really nice to have someone who's intelligent and articulate to talk to about what you're doing, because it's a big part of who we are.

I have a lot of plants and fish and a pet lizard and Venus flytraps. I have a whole ecosystem in my room, like a running waterfall and different lights and sensors set on digital timers.

You can pour melted ice cream on regular ice cream. It's like a sauce!

I cannot believe that you're still a girl. Your kisses don’t seem that innocent. They are driving me crazy.

Go for your goal, be ambitious. Do what you dream, unlock your wishes.

It's dogged as does it.

He is, as you say, a remarkable horse, a prodigious horse, although as you very justly observe, a suspicious and untractable character.

We have control over our prayer life, our relationship with Jesus.

We would much rather blame nature for what we don't like in ourselves than credit it for what we do like.

I was a good liar as a child.

I never asked anybody to take me seriously.

Enough people write about me every day without even interviewing me.

I thought it would be fun to take the kind of character that nobody would like, none of our readers would like, and shove him down their throats and make them like him.