I have masturbated myself out of serious problems in my life.

Someday, everything will make perfect sense. So for now, laugh at the confusion, smile through the tears, be strong and keep reminding your self that everything happens for a reason.

A man's got two shots for jewelry: a wedding ring and a watch. The watch is a lot easier to get on and off than a wedding ring.

High School is like a spork: it's a crappy spoon and a crappy fork, so in the end it's just plain useless.

People want to see musicians sing things that come from their own mind and own heart in real time, responding to the moment for them.

Sometimes I wish that I was the weather, you'd bring me up in conversation forever. And when it rained, I'd be the talk of the day.

Sometimes I wish that I was a bong hit, you'd let me in and you would love every minute.

Don't be scared to walk alone. Don't be scared to like it.

If you had started doing anything two weeks ago, by today you would have been two weeks better at it.

The biggest mistake I made and what cost me a lot of enjoyment in my life, was assuming that everybody cared. They don’t.

The saddest kind of sad is the sad that tries not to be sad. You know, when sad tries to bite its lip and not cry, and smile and say, "No I'm happy for you"? Thats when it's really sad.

Who you love shouldn't describe who you are..And who you love is your choice.

We need a new political science for a new world.

If everything was perfect you would never learn and you would never grow.

Even if people do not know what real kindness is, they nonetheless have it within them.

The difference between Las Vegas and Atlantic City is the difference between getting conned by a beautiful call girl and getting mugged by a crack head.

The Evangelical party in the Church of Scotland will lay all flat if they be not prevented.

One of the great things about collecting contemporary art is that you mix with contemporary people.

States are as the men, they grow out of human characters.

Competition of praise inclineth to a reverence of antiquity. For men contend with the living, not with the dead.

I have nothing against rich people. In fact, I've been struggling most of my life to join them.