I hate actors. They never act like people. They just think they do

Its really hard to be roommates with people if your suitcases are much better than theirs.

She wasn't doing a thing that I could see, except standing there leaning on the balcony railing, holding the universe together.

One day a long time from now you'll cease to care anymore whom you please or what anybody has to say about you. That's when you'll finally produce the work you're capable of.

Make sure you marry someone who laughs at the same things you do.

I do not wear my emotions on my sleeve. I was once described by my own son Stephen as an emotional ostrich.

I am a kind of paranoid in reverse. I suspect people of plotting to make me happy.

I don't even like old cars. I'd rather have a goddam horse. A horse is at least human, for God's sake.

And I can't be running back and fourth forever between grief and high delight.

It's funny. All you have to do is say something nobody understands and they'll do practically anything you want them to.

The worst thing that being an artist could do to you would be that it would make you slightly unhappy constantly.

The scientists who attack mainstream religion, rather than striving for peaceful coexistence with it, damage science, and also weaken the fight against fundamentalism.

Great moments are born from great oppurtunities.

Welcome delegates to the 2012 Republican Convention! Remember to set your watches back 400 years.

Today, I can report that, as promised, the rest of our troops in Iraq will come home by the end of the year.

I just think you shouldn't expect people to pay money to see someone sing live and then lip-synch.

Build your architecture from what is beneath your feet.

I like the feeling of keeping people off-balance and having the audience not knowing where I'm coming from or keeping that mysterious.

More love, more power, more of You in my life. I will worship You with all of my heart, I will worship You with all of my mind, I will worship You with all of my strength, for You are my Lord.

The kids are so much fun. I'm always taking a look over at what they're doing because it reminds me of when I was so small before.

He who seldom thinks of heaven is not likely to get thither; as the only way to hit the mark is to keep the eye fixed upon it.