I guarantee you [Hillary Clinton] is smoking in humiliation over the idea that she needs to heal and that [Donald] Trump's the guy to do it. That was great.

If Thomas Jefferson thought taxation without representation was bad, he should see how it is with representation.

Poverty is not the root cause of crime.

Liberals attempt through judicial activism what they cannot win at the ballot box.

We're not sexists, we're chauvinists - we're male chauvinist pigs, and we're happy to be because we think that's what men were destined to be. We think that's what women want.

End results that work that don’t involve government threaten liberals.

You know why there's a Second Amendment? In case the government fails to follow the first one.

Styrofoam and plastic milk jugs are biodegradable! Do you know what isn't biodegradable? Paper!

I think cigars are just a tremendous addition to the enjoyment of life.

The NAACP should have riot rehearsal. They should get a liquor store and practice robberies.

In a country of children where the option is Santa Claus or work, what wins?

But life is just a party, and parties weren't meant to last.

No matter how big a name you are, how many big series you've been in or how good looking you are, in the end, all actors are secondary to the writer.

I had a horrible feeling my leg was broken. If it wasn’t, it had a lot of explaining to do.

A man's real belief is that which he lives by. What a man believes is the thing he does, not the thing he thinks.

I love being a storyteller. I love telling stories.

In England, justice is open to all - like the Ritz Hotel.

There are photographs that I don’t take now, that I previously would have taken without any thought at all as to any misinterpretations.

In America, if you don't do a 100 million dollars, you've done nothing.

There's nothing particularly physical that I find attractive in a man. It's men with a passion for something that I find attractive.

In marriage a little licence, a little independence there must be between people living together day in and day out in the same house.