I don't want to get depressed, I don't want to get down in the dumps, and I don't want to get teased with the idea that everything's rigged and everything's fake.

If Thomas Jefferson thought taxation without representation was bad, he should see how it is with representation.

Poverty is not the root cause of crime.

Liberals attempt through judicial activism what they cannot win at the ballot box.

We're not sexists, we're chauvinists - we're male chauvinist pigs, and we're happy to be because we think that's what men were destined to be. We think that's what women want.

End results that work that don’t involve government threaten liberals.

You know why there's a Second Amendment? In case the government fails to follow the first one.

Styrofoam and plastic milk jugs are biodegradable! Do you know what isn't biodegradable? Paper!

I think cigars are just a tremendous addition to the enjoyment of life.

The NAACP should have riot rehearsal. They should get a liquor store and practice robberies.

In a country of children where the option is Santa Claus or work, what wins?

Having a system for thinking deeper can provide greater insight into solving everyday problems. Such a system is shared in my book, Medical Investigation 101.

Everybody needs a career manager."- Lady Macbeth

Character is the ability to carry out a good resolution long after the excitement of the moment has passed.

I cannot explain it; but when difficulties arise, I am not perplexed or doubtful. I know how to meet them.

The greatest thing anyone can give humanity is God consciousness.

Each man has his own way of being himself and of saying it so ultimately that he can't be denied.

Anyone I think who - that would go through a cancer ward and would see the result of what smoking does, would never, ever think of smoking is sexy again.

Music chooses her musicians.

Only in Heaven will everything be as beautiful as spring, as pleasant as autumn, and as full of love as summer.

Am I ambitious? I used to be afraid of that word but now I think ambition is a good thing.