I don’t understand philosophy

The Universe is under no obligation to make sense to you.

What a wonderful thing it is to have a good friend. He identifies your innermost desires and spares you the embarrassment of disclosing them to him yourself.

I've never met a deadline I couldn't miss. I make sure my editors know this.

The normal food of man is vegetable.

All words are prejudices.

Everyone needs fudge, Hildy. It's how God helps us cope.

Islam is an ideology and there's a religious component to it that's radicalized and in some cases it masks itself behind that religion, especially in America, because of freedom of religion.

Through waves and clouds and storms His power will clear your way; Wait for his time; the darkest night Shall end in brightest day.

Important decisions are risky. They should be controversial. Acclamation means that nobody has done the homework.

We live in a really sexist culture, that's got to be addressed. And a really homophobic one. And all those things need to be addressed and looked at.