I don't think most people want to be unhappy. It's just something they've gotten good at.

Enjoy the little things, for one day you may look back and realize they were the big things.

Cherish the friend who tells you a harsh truth, wanting ten times more to tell you a loving lie.

You can spend too much time wondering which of identical twins is the more alike.

What greater blessing to give thanks for at a family gathering than the family and the gathering.

Ever wonder what crime you committed that you are confined to a small enclosure above your sinuses, under permanent skull arrest?

If minutes were kept of a family gathering, they would show that "Members not Present" and "Subjects Discussed" were one and the same.

It finally happened. I got the GPS lady so confused, she said, "In one-quarter mile, make a legal stop and ask directions.

For the most part, we carnivores do not eat other carnivores. We prefer to eat our vegetarian friends.

On a windswept hill by a billowing sea, my destiny sits and waits for me.

It is not that love is blind. It is that love sees with a painter's eye, finding the essence that renders all else background.

You will find the limit of strength with every new situation.

Joie, " he said with his lips hovering over mine. "What?" I felt my heart flutter. "Shut up, " he muttered and then he kissed me.

Of all bad men religious bad men are the worst.

Stop wasting time! Time is growing short for you to accomplish what you came to Earth to do!

What reason, like the careful ant, draws laboriously together, the wind of accident sometimes collects in a moment.

We are a nation of laws. And nobody can ignore our Constitution. No one's above the law. And that includes the president of the United States.

Full of troubles, the mind is still the only Garden of Delight.

We have just started, and if you compare the number of people using Skype to the number using a telephone network around the world, we're still just starting.

I get real excited when I hear my shows on the radio.

I am never merry when I hear sweet music.