I don't make jokes. I just watch the government and report the facts.
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When I die, I want to die like my grandfather who died peacefully in his sleep. Not screaming like all the passengers in his car.
We think we listen, but very rarely do we listen with real understanding, true empathy. Yet listening, of this very special kind, is one of the most potent forces for change that I know.
Growth occurs when individuals confront problems, struggle to master them, and through that struggle develop new aspects of their skills, capacities, views about life.
The curious paradox is that when I accept myself just as I am, then I can change.
As no one else can know how we perceive, we are the best experts on ourselves.
There are three kinds of men. The one that learns by reading. The few who learn by observation. The rest of them have to pee on the electric fence for themselves.
A person cannot teach another person directly; a person can only facilitate another's learning
We ought to be living as if Jesus died yesterday, rose this morning, and is coming back this afternoon.
The good life is a process, not a state of being. It is a direction not a destination.
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