I don't like to say I'm happy. The Universe always finds out and corrects its mistake.

...early medieval Ireland sounds like a somewhat crazed Wisconsin, in which every dairy farm is an armed camp at perpetual war with its neighbors, and every farmer claims he is a king.

Believe in God and rely on His directions

You can never trust a Vampire, child.

I've noticed that the more adventurous and in that mode that I am, it seems that the more the audience really likes it.

Women can't have an honest exchange in front of men without having it called a cat fight.

I'm thankful that we live in a crassly commercial, polarized culture, so media jackals like me have a lot of work to do.

Let the wise one control his thoughts, for they are difficult to perceive, often elusive, and they rush about frantically: a mind well controlled achieves peace and happiness.

The economic position is only flourishing on the surface. Germany is in fact dancing on a volcano. If the short-term credits are called in, a large section of our economy would collapse.

The interesting part is that most of the kids I speak to have grown up watching 'Full House,' so they feel like they know me and can talk to me.

I alone am different from the others, because I am nourished by the great mother.

I think the Muslim community is now being asked to bear an unfair burden to save a great faith from the fundamentalists and a great nation from bigotry.