I don't do office work at home.

I shall be a good politician. Even if it kills me. Or if it kills anyone else, for that matter.

My heart is in the coffin there with Caesar

Friends, Romans, Countrymen, lend me your ears.

The evidence for the resurrection is better than for claimed miracles in any other religion. It's outstandingly different in quality and quantity.

When Caesar says, 'do this,' it is perform'd.

You, boy, who owe everything to a name

I think the universe is pure geometry - basically, a beautiful shape twisting around and dancing over space-time.

There is no compromise when it comes to corruption. You have to fight it.

To begin impatiently is the worst mistake a writer can make

Art has to change things, and if it was immediately acceptable it would not be doing the job.

Man only has eyes to beauty when it costs them the inevitability of losing.

XVXVI, or 10-5-10-5-1, yielded H-E-H-E-A, which, unless she wanted to show her derisive laughter, made no sense.

We nearly had our asses handed to us in a sling by a bunny rabbit?

It is amazing how desperately the self-proclaimed revolutionaries grope for their own orthodoxy.

Marriage is tough. I can tell my wife all day long that I love her, but it doesn't mean anything if you don't show that.

You do know when people say 'chic,' they mean thin.

It's not who you know, it's who you don't know.

I'll give you everything I've got for a little peace of mind

Spirit is an invisible force made visible in all life.

There's nothing that makes you more miserable (or less interesting) than self-absorption .