I didn't want to tell him that I was so wet that Noah would have had to build an ark to avoid the flood in my pants - Moxie

Apparently, denial isn't just a river in Egypt.

Time passes faster and faster, but with every project I always want to find the next challenge and the next challenge is just as exciting as the previous one.

The price of purity is purists.

I began writing in the 4th grade. As a matter of fact, I produced a play for the entire school. It was about Leif Ericson and the discovery of America.

Last month Mitt Romney raised $76 million. He found it in an old sport-coat pocket.

The great lever by which to raise and save the world is the unbounded love and mercy of God.

The best service that can be rendered to a Country, next to that of giving it liberty, is in diffusing the mental improvement equally essential to the preservation, and the enjoyment of the blessing.

Popcorn for breakfast! Why not? It's a grain. It's like grits, but with high self-esteem.

How pale is the art of sorcerers, witches, and conjurors when compared with that of the government's Treasury Department!

Let's be pastors who cast vision that are worth people giving their life for.

Evil depends on where you're standing.