I decided long ago that life's absurd. If you don't develop a sense of humor, it will drive you mad.

Write. Write write write write WRITE. Write. Now.(This is an inspirational writing quote.)

Boxing is the only sport you can get your brain shook, your money took and your name in the undertaker book.

The real excitement is playing the game.

Good digestions, the gray monotony of provincial life, and the boredom-ah the soul-destroying boredom-of long days of mild content.

Whether he be an original or a plagiarist, man is the novelist of himself.

The only reason [not to use] perl is that some sysadmins don't allow software that they didn't pay for. By all means, let them send me money if it makes them feel better.

To breathe, we do not only need air and lungs, but also freedom!

Without doubt, ferocious and disordered men are much weaker than timid and ordered ones. For order chases fear from men and disorder lessens ferocity.

I've occasionally been asked to talk on Israel-Palestine. Sometimes it works, and sometimes it elicits hysteria in the community.

Bathroom, maybe? Which is where I need to go." "Ooh, me, too," Eve said. The boys rolled their eyes, like they'd planned it. "What? It's what girls do. Get over it.