I'd love to ask how old you are, but unfortunately I know you can't count that high.

Ragtime was a fanfare for the 20th century.

Camouflage is a game we all like to play, but our secrets are as surely revealed by what we want to seem to be as by what we want to conceal.

Camouflage is a game we all like to play

No author dislikes to be edited as much as he dislikes not to be published.

It is always well to accept your own shortcomings with candor but to regard those of your friends with polite incredulity.

The true snob never rests; there is always a higher goal to attain, and there are, by the same token, always more and more people to look down upon.

Are you always this stupid or are you making a special effort today?

Tennis is an addiction that once it has truly hooked a man will not let him go.

Brains aren't everything. In fact in your case they're nothing.

Anybody who told you to be yourself simply couldn't have given you worse advice.

If you’re to choose to paint your life today... What will it be? Remember, you’re the artist, not the canvas.

The nations of the West hope that by means of steam communication all the world will become as one family.

I'm still the girl that might get up to dance on the table. It's just who I am, and I'm going to be me and that's it.

Mainly I make music, and you can do that until you drop dead.

Comparing yourself to others is an act of violence against your authentic self.

All I wanted to do was to become famous, but then I found out that it was nothing special.

Why am I so soft in the middle when the rest of my life is so hard?

In order for us to reach success, we must first find, the ladder.

Oh Sleep! it is a gentle thing, beloved from pole to pole, to Mary Queen the praise be given! She sent the gentle sleep from Heaven, that slid into my soul.