I'd like to throw Betsey Andreu and Travis Tygart in a wood-chipper. That would be my idea of a good time. Maybe I could get George to come over and help me clean up after.

When my legs hurt, I say: “Shut up legs! Do what I tell you to do!

If you go (with a break), you can either win or not win. If you don't go for it, you definitely won't win.

Having things organized is for small-minded people. Genius controls chaos.

If you try to win, you might lose, but if you don't try to win, you lose for sure!

If it hurts me, it must hurt the other ones twice as much.

I get paid to hurt other people, how good is that?

Every time I race, I will race so fiercely my legs cry.

While I'm not very talented at cooking, I am very talented at eating.

After 120 kilometers my body said, ‘ooh, ooh Jens! What were you thinking?’

In the hierarchy of the family, I'm just above the dog. But I like it that way.

A Woman's Beauty can be Photoshopped but her character is a Reality

Enthusiasm for one's goal to lessens the disagreeableness of working toward it.

Prayer is the rope that pulls God and man together. But, it doesn't pull God down to us: It pulls us up to Him.

At its finest moments climbing allows me to step out of ordinary existence into something extraordinary, stripping me of my sense of self-importance.

Arithmetic! Algebra! Geometry! Grandiose trinity! Luminous triangle! Whoever has not known you is without sense!

Music can always be a life-changing experience, for musicians and fans, or at least life-affecting, but it depends on to what degree.

Truth and nonviolence demand that no human being may debar himself from serving any other human being, no matter how sinful he may be.

Who could have predicted what would happen in the time it takes to boil an egg?

Being able to still make records is a privilege. I don't take it casually.

When a father gives to his son, both laugh; when a son gives to his father, both cry.