I'd have a longer attention span if there weren't so many shiny things.

You can't fix stupid, but you can numb it was a 2 by 4.--T-SHIRT

I stop fighting my inner demons. We're on the same side now. T-shirt

We're like the Three Musketeers, searching for truth and justice and the American way.: Glitch snorted. "More like the Three Blind Mice, stumbling around trying to find a hunk of cheese in the dark.

I went down like a drunken cowgirl trying to line dance to Metallica.

There is a great need for a sarcasm font.

Reyes Farrow. Because perfection is a dirty job, but someone has to do it.

I totally should've gone to Hogwarts when I had the chance.

I lowered the gun but didn’t holster it. Not just yet. She could turn out to be psychotic. Or a door-to-door salesperson.

I meant to behave. There were just too many other options.--T-SHIRT

Chocolate and coffee ? Together ? Whoever came up with that combination should have won a Nobel Peace Prize. Or at least a subscription to Reader's Digest.

There is really nothing more to say-except why. But since why is difficult to handle, one must take refuge in how.

My strength never came from political echelons, it came from the family. And from the fields and the lands and the flowers and everything I see there. My strength came from there.

But so fair, She takes the breath of men away Who gaze upon her unaware.

You cannot sift out the poor from the community. The poor are indispensable to the rich.

For many imaginative writers, working for the press is a fact of their life. But it's best not to like it too much.

I agree with no one's opinion. I have some of my own.

Why didn't he say goodbye? I gave myself a bruise. Why didn't he say 'I love you'?

Who is the muppet coaching Chelsea??? AVB??? Hmmm!! 25yrs for Ferguson, hopefully not even 6 months for this AVB geezer!

We are given so few years on this earth, and there are so many good things that get in the way of the best things. We must live for eternity.

In black Africa, one does not strike, one does not express, one walks right.