I can't help but notice that everytime I fly somewhere, other people's planes fall out of the sky.

After enough concussions the head injuries blur together.

"Gun-wielding recluse gunned down by local police" isn't the epitaph I want. I am hoping for "Witnesses reported the sound up to two hundred kilometers away" or "Last body part finally located".

You may have trouble getting permission to aero or lithobrake asteroids on Earth.

I believe that I have now experienced the lifetime maximum exposure to bottom spanking in fantasy novels.

[Elizabeth Moon's] antagonists are always evil moustache-twirlers. She could write a book about a golf open and the main rival to the hero would turn out to have clubs made from compressed kittens.

english doesn't borrow from other languages. english follows other languages down dark alleys, knocks them over and goes through their pockets for loose grammar.

Never bring a gun to a fight where the other guy has a time-machine and tomorrow's newspapers.

Most of my scars are not fire-related and I no longer say "I know what I am doing" at critical moments.

Deadly nightshade is the only plant I have ever been able to get to grow for me.

It's bad to wake up and see a large cat in mid-leap from the rough vicinity of the ceiling.

Once you reach the summit of your own heart you will see beauty is everywhere.

They said" Your Anger could Destroy you.." Even if my Brain designed it to Destroy my enemy.

It's the things you do that you don't have to do that always determine the difference when it is too late to do anything about it.

Without God, democracy will not and cannot long endure.

Sports betting is all about money management, so the most money won on one event is not the most important thing

If god really wanted people to be free of [wicked thoughts], he should have taken more care to invent a different species.

Your theory of partial immortality is abhorrent to me. I would rather disbelieve in the immortality of my own soul than suppose the boon given to me was withheld from any of my fellow creatures.

Pretty much every time I try something different or do something in front of a live audience, I truly think they might throw peanuts at me.

I feel that America is essentially against the artist, that the enemy of America is the artist, because he stands for individuality and creativeness, and that's un-American somehow.

All of music is connected, but a lot of people don't see it that way