I can see, I can hear, I can smell, I can taste, I can feel, I can think. So, I can understand that we are surrounded by a great wonder.

Photography is my other kind of music.

The antidote for fifty enemies is one friend.

Drink from the cup of life, you will be fulfilled.Yet...drink from the milk container in the fridge, and your wife will make you wish that you had drunk from the cup of life.

The secret is not in what you do to yourself but rather in what you don't do.

The best kind of parent you can be is to lead by example.

There's always wan encouragin' thing about th' sad scientific facts that come out ivrv week in th' pa-apers. They're usually not thrue.

I like colonic irrigation because sometimes you find old jewelry.

It is an undoubted truth, that the less one has to do, the less time one finds to do it in. One yawns, one procrastinates, one can do it when one will, and therefore one seldom does it at all.

The United States have fulfilled in good faith all their treaty stipulations with the Indian tribes, and have in every other instance insisted upon a like performance of their obligations.

I can't become satisfied, because if I get satisfied, I'll be like, "Oh, I've won Wimbledon, I've won the U.S. Open. Now can I relax." But now people are really going to be fighting to beat me.

Will my enimies flee when they see me? Belive me, even thugz gotta learn to take it easy!