I believe there's only one autobiography you can do.

You cannot be serious!

I have never seen someone point after point that just gives it everything.

Do you have any problems, other than that you're unemployed, a moron, and a dork?

My greatest strength is that I have no weaknesses.

As they say in sports, the older you get, the better you used to be.

The important thing is to learn a lesson every time you lose.

That's one of the best sets I've seen him play, although I should preface that by saying I haven't seen him play before.

I think it's the mark of a great player to be confident in tough situations.

We all choke. Winners know how to handle choking better than losers.

I want to be remembered as a great player, but I guess it will be as a player who got angry on a tennis court.

The poor will will provide you with what they don't have and what you need. The rich will give you what they have and what you want.

You can't see other's point of view when you have only one language.

Writers get ideas all day every day. The FedEx guy delivers a package from Sears and the writer is thinking how it could actually be a ticking time bomb.

Newspaper people, once celebrated as founts of ribald humor and uncouth fun, have of late lost all their gaiety, and small wonder.

Not a single man on earth knows from his own experience the how and where of his birth, only from tradition, which is often very uncertain.

I know that you are part of me and I am part of you because we are all projections of the universal principles of creation/destruction polarities of the same infinite consciousness that we call God.

Isn't life strange? There are people who have so many leftover clothes they can't stuff them all in their wardrobe. And then there are people like me, whose socks never match.

I always kid the president in different circumstances. Mr. President, a country's never going to be more optimistic than the president.

I've had three novels published, and I was working a little bit in theater in Ireland. I wrote one film script just to see what it would turn out like.

The life we all live is amateurish and accidental; it begins in accident and proceeds by trial and error toward dubious ends.