'I beg your pardon?' Alice said with a puzzled air. 'I'm not offended,' said Humpty Dumpty.

The chief difficulty Alice found at first was in managing her flamingo.

I can't go back to yesterday - because I was a different person then.

I'm not strange, weird, off, nor crazy, my reality is just different from yours.

You know what the issue is with this world? Everyone wants some magical solution to their problem and everyone refuses to believe in magic.

Sometimes I've believed as many as six impossible things before breakfast.

I'm doubtful about the temper of your flamingo. Shall I try the experiment?

One of the secrets of life is that all that is really worth the doing is what we do for others.

Why is it that people with the most narrow of minds seem to have the widest of mouths?

If you limit your actions in life to things that nobody can possibly find fault with, you will not do much!

You're entirely bonkers. But I'll tell you a secret... All the best people are!

Education consists mainly of what we have unlearned.

...mirages are things that aren't really there that you can see very clearly.""How do you see something that isn't there?"..."sometimes it's much simpler than seeing things that are"...

It's because you absolutely love the sport.

A wise lover values not so much the gift of the lover as the love of the giver.

The most important thing is to figure out Your goal in life. If Your intentions and methods are correct, there is no way You will not achieve it.

We are so placid that the smallest tremor of objection is taken as a full-scale revolution.

There is a sort of mythology that grows up about what happened, which is different from what really did happen.

Diplomacy is like jazz: endless variations on a theme.

Even if we don't know it or aren't aware of it, politics and philosophy are really what make our up lives.

Do nothing to mar its grandeur ... keep it for your children, your children's children, and all who come after you, as the one great sight which every American should see.