I am entirely capable." "Of what, waddling up to someone and ruthlessly bumping into them?

Steampunk is...the love child of Hot Topic and a BBC costume drama

It's no good choosing your first husband from a school for evil geniuses. Much too difficult to kill.

No one ever explained the octopuses.

I am rather fond of ladybugs. They are so delightfully hemispherical.

I suspect it may be like the difference between a drinker and an alcoholic; the one merely reads books, the other needs books to make it through the day.

How ghastly for her, people actually thinking, with their brains, and right next door. Oh, the travesty of it all.

The ill-informed masses included her own family among their ranks, a family that specialized in being both inconvenient and asinine.

Alexia figured, delightedly, that this meant he did, in fact, tend to traipse around his private apartments in the altogether. Marriage was becoming more and more of an attractive prospect.

Conall,” “Aye, Alexia?” He looked up at her. Was that fear in his caramel eyes? “I am going to take advantage of you,” she said

She took a moment to lament her lack of parasol. Every time she left the house, she felt keenly the absence of her heretofore ubiquitous accessory.

Never ruin an apology with an excuse.

To find eternal peace, love everyone as if they are your beloved children.

Briefer is better, so learn to write tight

Each of us play a unique role in the history of life. What legacy do you want to live behind?

You have to draft a catcher, because if you don't have one, the pitch will roll all the way back to the screen.

I haven't ever found any great writing on that wonderful and often unappreciated art form, the insult.

We perform the show for the people that are in the room and then that performance is theirs forever and ever.

There is no hope of success for the person who does not have a central purpose, or definite goal at which to aim.

All religions are the same. They all lead to God. God is everybody.

There is a degree of wretchedness and want among the lower class of people which is not anywhere so common as among the Spanish and Portuguese settlements.