I always pick a gorgeous time to fall over a suitcase or something.

It's funny. All you have to do is say something nobody understands and they'll do practically anything you want them to.

I am always saying "Glad to've met you" to somebody I'm not at all glad I met. If you want to stay alive, you have to say that stuff, though.

And I have one of those very loud, stupid laughs. I mean if I ever sat behind myself in a movie or something, I'd probably lean over and tell myself to please shut up.

The mark of the immature man is that he wants to die nobly for a cause, while the mark of the mature man is that he wants to live humbly for one.

You can't stop a teacher when they want to do something. They just do it.

The more expensive a school is, the more crooks it has — I'm not kidding.

Grand. There's a word I really hate. It's a phony. I could puke every time I hear it.

Mothers are all slightly insane.

I'd just be the catcher in the rye and all. I know it's crazy, but that's the only thing I'd really like to be. I know it's crazy.

Certain things, they should stay the way they are. You ought to be able to stick them in one of those big glass cases and just leave them alone.

The more shared past there is in a relationship, the more present you need to be...

Truth in Christ is not a matter of being near or far like in martial arts when you strive for a black belt. He saves us then we grow

Feelings are 'entertained'

Where books are burned, they will, in the end, burn people, too.

I don't find acting to be a particularly noble way to make a living. I'm not saving anybody's life, I'm not a teacher, I'm not working for UNICEF. I don't think I'm some big deal.

Hidden in a long text, there are perhaps three lines that count.

Giving people equal access to enjoying the benefits of America is the biggest problem that we're not making any progress in resolving.

It's easy enough to get along with a loved and loving child - at least till you try to get him to do something.

Let sleep itself be an exercise in piety, for such as our life and conduct have been, so also of necessity will be our dreams.

For quiet times disappear listen to the ocean