I always carry a pistol when I go [to the New York Public Library]. Never did trust those stone lions.

The man who smiles when things go wrong has thought of someone to blame it on.

Friendship is like peeing on yourself: everyone can see it, but only you get the warm feeling that it brings.

Despite my ghoulish reputation, I really have the heart of a small boy. I keep it in a jar on my desk.

Sure God created man before woman, but then again you always make a rough draft before creating the final masterpiece.

A foolish man tells a woman to stop talking, but a wise man tells her that her mouth is extremely beautiful when her lips are closed.

I think perhaps all of us go a little crazy at times.

Horror is the removal of masks.

I have the heart of a child. I keep it in a jar on my shelf.

We're all not quite as sane as we pretend to be.

So much for modern science and its wonderful discoveries that just about everything can kill you. Life is only a bedtime story before a long, long sleep.

The root of failure is self-pity. It leads to assumption that our needs are not being met now and probably never will be.

My mothering needed a tad more Mother Theresa and a lot less Lizzy Borden.

That amount of time is to be converted into some products, benefits, goods, services, welfare, ministry, but most of us actually truncate this amount of wealth on daily basis.

Time is the one resource we cannot manufacture or recapture."PLAN | PROMOTE | PROFIT © 2001 - 2016

He (Gil Hodges) fields better on one leg than anybody else I got on two.

Opinion is a fitting thing but truth outlasts the sun - if then we cannot own them both, possess the oldest one.

Soon there will be nothing truly profound that is not achieved by everyone, and of the difficult things in this world only one will be left: simplicity.

A thirsty ambition for truth and virtue, and a frenzy to conquer all lies and vices which are not recognized as such nor desire to be; herein consists the heroic spirit of the philosopher.

We all want to play great music all the time, but if that is not possible, you have to hit as many right notes as you can.

there are dozens and dozens of ways to be a family ... Family tends to happen.