How'd it go with Leesha?" "It was great! We were bad cop and bad cop!

You didn't have to go to the fireworks with him. Or - or let him fondle you." "Fondle?" Raisa raised her eyebrows, "When did I mention fondling?

Just remember who you are... The world will try to change you into someone else. Don't let them. That's the best advice anyone can give you.

Nobody's going to hand you anything. You don't get what you don't go after.

Will you give the girl to me?" she said. "Will you let me try?" He nodded, dizzy with relief. "Please, Willo. Please. Save her. It doesn't matter...what happens to me.

It was a peculiar marriage of interests- Lord Averill and Captain Byrne and Lord Bayar and Han Alister agreeing on anything was as rare as gold in Ragmarket.

Don't expect much and you won't be disappointed.

Falling in love was like falling off a cliff. It felt pretty much like flying until you hit the ground.

Did the destruction of one dream leave a vacuum that required filling with another? Is a broken heart more vulnerable?

You touch me again, you arrogant Ardenine swine, and I swear on the blood of Hanalea the warrior, I will geld you. Do you understand?

You do not respond to an attempt on your life with a slap on the hand. Or a joke.

Vengeful conquerors burn books as if the enemy's souls reside there, too.

Nuclear weapons and TV have simply intensified the consequences of our tendencies.

We can play now… just do that and that little piece of kinky thoughts… few perverts add and you just got the story.

Playing Xbox for 23 hours straight is cool and all, but I'm going to teach you how to spend time on things in your life that will get you the following two things: paid and laid.

My ignorance of science is such that if anyone mentioned copper nitrate I should think he was talking about policemen's overtime.

Life is perfect, it glows.

I can't thank you enough for showing up. It's not the same without you.

Oh, nature's noblest gift, my grey goose quill, Slave of my thoughts, obedient to my will, Torn from the parent bird to form a pen, That mighty instrument of little men.

A squirrel dying in front of your house may be more relevant to your interests right now than people dying in Africa.

One never feels such distaste for one's countrymen and countrywomen as when one meets them abroad.