Hope is the privilege of the weak.

A woman's apathy is far more devastating than her wrath.

All life is in vain, for Death makes a nonsense of pain.

Golden Arches' are the gateway to the afterlife.

It is important to correct bad behavior one toe at a time.

Life is a beautiful thing. Plant it in the ground, and it blooms into opportunity, capice?

I suppose belief is there to prevent people from thinking.

It's best to locate the mind first before launching the 'missiles of contention'.

An appeaser is one who feeds a crocodile, hoping it will eat him last.

The birth of a new born baby is a great joy.

The ideal friendship is to feel as one while remaining two.

Everyone wants to be young and skinny. This is awful. Curves are marvelous. Wrinkles are hypnotizing. Why not just be happy with who you are?

I accept my punishment and will begin serving my suspension immediately.

Develop a cause beyond yourself. Try to leave the world a better place because you were here.

As we move closer and closer to a nonsexist world, women will have an equal opportunity as men to be rejected, embarrassed, and humiliated beyond all consolation.

In New York City, a lot of people think "the great outdoors" is the area between your front door and a taxi cab.

It is going to take more than just a couple of good-hearted souls to raise this child. It will take a graveyard.

I love fashion, and I love clothes, and so collaborating and putting pieces together is a passion that I have.