Homosexuals cannot reproduce-so they must recruit ... and to freshen their ranks they must recruit the youth of America.

Breakfast without orange juice is like a day without sunshine.

If homosexuality were normal, God would have created Adam and Bruce.

I don't hate homosexuals. I love homosexuals. It's the sin of homosexuality I hate.

[On homosexuality:] I'm more inclined [now] to say live and let live.

My one regret in life is that I am not someone else.

I can tell about one who didn't win. And it didn't matter.Because his destiny was battle, Not the victory. He was born to travel, Not to find destination. He lived to live, Not to make a home.

Luke's eyes were on a government position in DC, while all Natalie wanted was help make the world a sweeter place.

How can two people hate so much without knowing each other?

Crazy must run in your family, ” he says.“You do know Fia!” I blurt, then bite my lip.

Society cannot share a common communication system so long as it is split into warring factions.

There is nothing in the world of art like the songs mother used to sing.

Historians and archaeologists will one day discover that the ads of our time are the richest and most faithful reflections that any society ever made of its entire range of activities.

In my job, you expect to suffer. That's why when I go to hell one day, it will be less painful for me than you, because I'm used to suffering.

You don't get lower ratings playing the villain on reality TV.