History teaches usthat men and nationsonly behave wiselyonce they have exhaustedall other alternatives."--

The amount of sympathy you get from having an illness is paid out like a Ponzi scheme and psychiatric disorders are all the way at the bottom.

If I'm doing my hair myself, I just wash it and let it naturally dry. I'm actually quite good at doing hair; if I wear it up I usually do it myself.

I don't even know how I ended up with the woman that I'm with!

People are our greatest asset .

Semicolons . . . signal, rather than shout, a relationship. . . . A semicolon is a compliment from the writer to the reader. It says: "I don't have to draw you a picture; a hint will do."

I am thankful for the kind treatment during my captivity and I ask God to accept me with mercy.

Life's a show and we all play a part And when the music starts We open up our hearts

I believe the bible helps yourself.

Not a tenth of us who are in business are doing as well as we could if we merely followed the principles that were known to our grandfathers.