History started badly and has been getting steadily worse.

You can never understand one language until you understand at least two.

And my head told my heart"Let love grow"But my heart told my head"This time noThis time no

I would’ve loved to return to me home of Ireland, but Joshua never made the bloody pikes he was flogged for.

We cease loving ourselves if no one loves us.

After all, it is style alone by which posterity will judge of a great work, for an author can have nothing truly his own but his style.

I didn't think it was special to be able to sing.

A wise man sees failure as progress. A fool divorces his knowledge and misses the logic, And loses his soul in the process.

The Olympics: not one of my better memories.

I hate banana bread. It's too suspicious-looking. I always thought the cooked banana looked like insect legs.

Most plain girls are virtuous because of the scarcity of opportunity to be otherwise.

Nobody wants to disappoint the boss and get fired. But if the boss hasn't said this is important, it's going to die a slow death in bureaucracy and that explains a lot of the problems.