[Hillary Clinton] is typical politician. All talk, no action.

Nothing is easy, but who wants nothing?

There's nobody bigger or better at the military than I am.

I am the only one who can make America truly great again!

Sometimes by losing a battle you find a new way to win the war.

Don’t be afraid of being unique. It’s like being afraid of your best self.

I could stand in the middle Fifth Avenue and shoot somebody, and I wouldn't lose any voters.

If you're going to be thinking anyway, think big!

Always try to learn from other people's mistakes, not your own- it is much cheaper that way!

Do you mind if I sit back a little? Because your breath is very bad.

This very expensive GLOBAL WARMING bullshit has got to stop. Our planet is freezing, record low temps,and our GW scientists are stuck in ice.

Don't turn your head. Keep looking at the bandaged place. That's where the light enters you.

Life can only be as blissful or as miserable as we repeatedly interpret it to be.

I am concentrating on my fitness levels so that I don't look old.

I never said I wasn't going to play any more. I don't know where that came from.

You are actually constructing... what your head understood about what your eyes saw.

It is not we as individuals, then, who must bend uncomfortably around the institution of marriage; rather, it is the institution of marriage that has to bend uncomfortably around us.

There is always some madness in love.

I don't care what the weather is, I will always wear my coats. I am always freezing, so it works out perfectly for me!

Strategic quitting is the secret of successful organizations

Only, in Haiti, I realized, is it possible to drink rum and haggle with a god.