Here's what I'm wondering: if, digitally, you can remove red-eye, smooth over wrinkles, make people look thinner, then why don't we have the technology to make me sing better?

Dreams about the future are always filled with gadgets.

Claiming there is no other life in the universe is like scooping up some water, looking at the cup and claiming there are no whales in the ocean.

Knowing how to think empowers you far beyond those who know only what to think.

Need a distraction today? Not only does 12 + 1 = 11 + 2, but the letters "twelve plus one" rearrange to give you "eleven plus two."

We are part of this universe; we are in this universe, but perhaps more important than both of those facts, is that the universe is in us.

The Universe is under no obligation to make sense to you.

Today, scientists sound the alarm on other environmental dangers. Vested interests still hire their own scientists to confuse the issue. But in the end, nature, will not be fooled.

If you're really successful at bullshitting, it means you're not hanging around enough people smarter than you.

We are all connected; To each other, biologically. To the earth, chemically. To the rest of the universe atomically.

Santa knows Physics: Of all colors, Red Light penetrates fog best. That's why Benny the Blue-nosed reindeer never got the gig.

She might be a natural-born cynic, but she knew the right word when she heard it.

If you do your fair day's work, you are certain to get your fair day's wage - in praise or pudding, whichever happens to suit your taste.

It really bothers me when I see people doing my mother in drag. I mean, just imagine if you saw people doing that with your mother.

To dance, put your hand on your heart and listen to the sound of your soul.

I always carry yeast flakes and bran with me when I travel.

I use very few muscles at the best of times.

We're most likely to lose our rights when we allow ourselves to be persuaded to deprive others of theirs.

We are beautiful because God created us that way

Oakland has now increased its payroll to the point that it now ranks third in the Bay Area among all McDonald's franchises.

The purpose of Zen is the perfection of character.