Here's to democracy. May we get the government we deserve.

When we stand up and we sing O Canada, we pledge to stand on guard for thee. If that doesn't include our water, we might as well sit down and give up.

Do the unexpected. Take 20 minutes out of your day, do what young people all over the world are dying to do: vote.

If someone says, hey, you know, this long weekend, let's go skydiving - I would say, no, are you nuts? I'd just as soon sit down and have a cup of tea.

I'm very lucky, because my beat is current events. And events are changing all the time.

In the United States I have always believed that there was a big difference between Conservative and stupid. Boy is it getting harder to prove that one by the minute.

It's no longer good enough for us to tell kids who are different that it's gonna get better. We have to make it better now.

I'm fortunate that I'm employed. And if you're in show business, of course, every night you go to bed and go, oh my god, tomorrow I'll never, ever work again.

The US is our trading partner, our neighbour, our ally and our friend... and sometimes we'd like to give them such a smack!

Being attached to America these days is like being in a pen with a wounded bull.

We demand that the government of Canada force Stockwell Day to change his first name to Doris. "Why do this," you may ask? Because it'll be fun.

As I grew up I was fervently desirous of becoming acquainted with Nature.

To feel sorry for the needy is not the mark of a Christian-to help them is.

[He] had to submit to the fate of every newcomer in a small town, where many tongues talk but few heads think.

I read less and less. I have not forgiven books for their failure to tell me the truth and make me happy.

The provision is in the promises.

It's only the body that's gone. Only the body. There's a part that doesn't go in the ground, a part that stays inside you forever.

So dress and conduct yourself so that people who have been in your company will not recall what you had on.

All my life I've been looking for someone intelligent to talk to.

God made the country, and man made the town.

My meaning in saying he is a good man, is to have you understand me that he is sufficient.