Here's the thing: We have plenty of time. These are cockroaches and we want to kill them all. They're just absolute pieces of garbage and we will get them. So why don't we try the air campaign first?

And yet when you take Christianity, Judaism, Hinduism, Buddhism, whatever, their combined killings in the name of religion -- well, that would be zero.

Global warming is not a threat. It's not a real threat. It's not a credible threat. It's not an imminent threat. ISIS is.

Whether they did or didn't, America was certainly safe between 2000 and 2008. I don't remember any terrorist attacks on American soil during that period of time.

I'd never want to have a gun. I don't think we need guns in this country and I hate it, and I think the NRA is a disaster area.

It's President [Barack] Obama sounding the alarm, scaring the crap out of the American people. Saying if you don't raise the debt feeling, we're going to default.

You [ the American President] can print more money, you just print and pay. I mean, it's a bad option, but you can do it.

[If] You don't like the rule, change the rule; but play by the rules.

When people don't comply, things - bad things will happen afterwards.

President O[bama] talks the talk and then walks a completely different walk. I would call him the divider-in-chief.

Pen in Barack Obama hands is far more dangerous than any other president, at least in modern history, if not ever.

Every reader his or her book.Every book its reader.

The go-between wears out a thousand sandals.

A good comedy’s very hard to make, so good comic writing I really enjoy.

The most important thing about Olympics, of course, is the games and not the opening ceremony. It's weird the way it gets inverted sometimes.

I'd had a rough childhood.

As a person, I believe that I am sensitive, which helped me be the artist I am.

If millions are born millions must die.

An asteroid can literally destroy 80 or 90 percent of the species that are alive on Earth. These are big events. I mean, this is called extinction.

The only reason to buy a paper book any longer is to own it and cherish it and remember it and tell a story about it.

It rubs the lotion on its skin. It does this whenever it is told.