He who has the fastest golf cart never has a bad lie.

It's unbelievable how much you don't know about the game you've been playing all your life.

A team is where a boy can prove his courage on his own. A gang is where a coward goes to hide.

Somebody once asked me if I ever went up to the plate trying to hit a home run. I said, 'Sure, every time.'

I leaned on him for support when I got out of the cab, and he just crumpled to the ground. That's how we found out.

After I hit a home run I had a habit of running the bases with my head down. I figured the pitcher already felt bad enough without me showing him up rounding the bases.

If I had played my career hitting singles like Pete (Rose), I'd wear a dress.

I thought I raised a ballplayer. You're nothing but a coward and a quitter.

You never have to wait long, or look far, to be reminded of how thin the line is between being a hero or a goat.

Well, baseball was my whole life. Nothing's ever been as fun as baseball.

I've often wondered how a man who knew he was going to die could stand here and say he was the luckiest man on the face of the earth, but now I guess I know how he felt.

I will always wear this scar. It's called love.

Have ye ever known a female who wasna a bit of a witch in her own sweet way?

How do you explain to your friend's mother why a night out with friends has left her daughter dying from an ecstasy overdose?

The 'halo effect' is clearly alive and well.

Martin Luther King wanted to be morally consistent and speak out against various things that were wrong, not just racism.

Ridicule, which chiefly arises from pride, a selfish passion, is but at best a gross pleasure, too rough an entertainment for those who are highly polished and refined.

A pig resembles a saint in that he is more honored after death than during his lifetime.

If you don't love yourself, I'll make you see your own heart.

Men are disposed to live honestly, if the means of doing so are open to them.

Before selling, try to re-evaluate the company again and see where the stock sells in realtion to its book value.