He went to India to "find himself" last year, but evidently he wasn't there, and he came back empty-handed.

You just noticed? You're slow...

If you mess up, it's not your parents' fault, so don't whine about yourmistakes, learn from them.

Christmas is everything that God would do, and nothing that we would imagine Him doing.

I've always preferred crazy to stupid. Stupid can break your heart.

I' a word that's let you Die

Reading a poem in translation is like kissing a woman through a veil.

I understood that menstruation - the indication that you're a real woman - stopped if you grew weak from illness

The one we keep pitching and there are no takers is The Fabulous Baker Boys Go to Hawaii. There don't seem to be any takers on that one!

I'm not crazy about being out of control, and I get emotional when things are unclean. When things are out of order. When things are messy. Because I lived in a mess as a child.

What kind of economy grows for decades on end but doesn't allow most of the population to share in the gains from that growth?