He was about to kiss me. I was sure of it. I had never been kissed before and had no idea what to do! - Delphine Delmar

They have been taught nothing but destruction and learned nothing except that a man's desires can be achieved simply by killing anybody who stands in his way.

The most despicable humans are the ones who always feel virtuous and look down on the rest of the world.

There is no austerity equal to a balanced mind, and there is no happiness equal to contentment; there is no disease like covetousness, and no virtue like mercy.

It's rare that I come across actors who are willing to work as hard on the material as I am

The booby father craves a booby son, And by Heaven's blessing thinks himself undone.

A lot of people who claim they're political comedians are just comedians who have opinions. But they stop being funny the minute they give their opinions.

Obviously, the opinions that are most accurate are the ones that are closest to you - your crew, your friends, your family. Those people know who you are, and that's accurate.

Latin America is all moving to the left, from Venezuela to Argentina with rare exceptions, but there's a good left and a bad left.

If Kevin James or Paul Giamatti drop weight, I'm done. I don't want to be the last pudge out there.

Detachment does not mean to neglect what Krishna gives you. Detachment means to do the needful as an offering to Krishna.