Having a better and more productive life than my monster father has been my most significant accomplishment.

Three men at McAlester State Penitentiary had larger penises than Lamar Pye, but all were black and therefore, by Lamar's own figuring, hardly human at all.

Miracles happen everyday, change your perception of what a miracle is and you'll see them all around you.

The more you invest in your happiness, the more happiness will invest in you.

I'm tired of malicious articles slandering me.

She was no closer to determining who might want her dead. There were just too many possibilities.

It's true the Iraqis misbehaved and had no credibility but that doesn't necessarily mean that they were in the wrong.

When you're a writer, you have to have the passion and the skill and the craft. It's not just enough to have the passion. You've gotta have all three.

Consumers are going to have get used to eating less meat - to paying more for better quality meat and eating significantly less of it.

When in doubt, use brute force.

Who discreetly whispers you forgot to zip up your pants? You babe, you're my bestest friend.

Sippin' on that brown stuff Got you feeling like you found love, Or maybe it was just luck. But honestly...it's probably none of the above.