Happiness is when you see your husband's old girlfriend and she's fatter than you.

When Christ is the center of your focus, all else will come into proper perspective.

Kindness is like snow-it beautifies everything it covers.

Advice is like snow--the softer it falls, the deeper it goes.

When a man marries a woman, they become one-the trouble starts when they try to decide which one.

A lie may take care of the present, but it has no future.

All the flowers of all the tomorrows are in the seed of today.

No God, no peace; know God, know peace.

God's answers are wiser than our prayers.

A woman likes a strong, silent man because she thinks he is listening.

Our children are the only possessions we can take to heaven.

I'm surrounded by nothing but great people. I've been blessed with that, so really, I've got no choice but to be an all-around good person.

Everybody has their own America, and then they have pieces of a fantasy America that they think is out there but they can't see.

I'm afraid to live and afraid to die.

If you're a Christian and you're running for president and you want to make this into a theocracy, I'm not going to support you.

If anyone wants a hole in the ground, nuclear explosives can make big holes

I would love to not date someone in the same industry as me. Otherwise it becomes what it means to everyone else.

A lot of people watch 'Community,' but DVR viewings only count if you watch within a certain time.

There's the silver lining I've been looking for.

It is the lava of the imagination whose eruption prevents an earthquake.

Nature and wisdom are not, but should be, companions.