Gun Control: A measure to ensure that guns always point in one direction.

A day unemployed is like a bagel- even when it's bad, it's still pretty good...

A truly radical resolution would be to embrace existence just as it is, as the only thing that matters, to proclaim that the world itself is heaven, made for our total enjoyment and fulfillment...

Form your own autonomous group, answering to no power but your own, and chase down freedom for yourselves, if your representatives will not do if for you- since they cannot do it for you.

Everything subtracted from the present is added to the future with interest.

There is no "wrong train.

Only those prepared to go too far will learn how far they can go.

Victory will not go to those who can inflict the most suffering, but to those who can survive the most.

I always secretly looked forward to nothing going as planned. That way, I wasn't limited by my imagination. That way, anything can, and always did, happen.

Life's most beautiful and inspiring moments occur at 3am, just prowling, looking for nothing but always finding something.

Others found the implication odd that they could live their way forever- working and drinking and watching TV- and why they would want to.

My wife often said that “a good marriage consists of two good forgivers.

If, one day, you find yourself involved in a dirty game, keep in mind that you end up screwed unless you screw your opponent over.

What can people not accomplish if they will but master the secret of steadfast perseverance.

Then in college I became obsessed with film, and wanted to be part of that.

Nobody who is not prepared to spoil cats will get from them the reward they are able to give to those who do spoil them.

When you have a lot of resources, the most important thing is to have had good parents and to have been brought up by people who gave one the proper values.

How do we persuade a woman not to have an abortion? As always, we must persuade her with LOVE, and we remind ourselves that love means to be willing to give until it hurts.

I like to help create team spirit in the dressing room. I feel that I've got loads of love to give.

The American does not drink at meals as a sensible man should. Indeed, he has no meals. He stuffs for ten minutes thrice a day.

If it's enough money, I'll play the North Pole.