Guitar playing is just something that came to me and is really second nature now.

It's impossible to compare two bands. It would be like comparing two lovers.

I'm either shooting nine grams of coke a day or spending two hours at the gym. There's no middle ground.

I have never been sexually aroused by a man. But I have yet to kiss Johnny Depp, so you never know.

I grew up listening to albums by Pink Floyd, Led Zeppelin and Jimi Hendrix, and they all worked on that multi-layered level.

I wish I was a shredder that could play everything, but I don't have the patience.

I'm as obsessive with health as I was with destruction.

So as long as I can do the music or create, I'll feel fine.

And I've also come to the conclusion that, as far as guitar solos and things like that are concerned, it's more important to complement the music rather than take away from it.

I've done a lot of talk shows where you can tell that the host is just thinking about what he wants to say next while you're answering him and that's really uncomfortable.

I'm thrilled I have the opportunity to do the Spread show and have the terrific sponsors that we work with like Nikon or Verizon.

I have a very dark sense of humor. I swear. I have a very playful relationship with Jesus.

Even if I'm hormonal and I feel like I've got a couple pounds of water weight, I will never starve myself, I will never, ever go on a diet.

To be a good musician, you need to give people what they want, what they need.

I like the South because of the people. They are loyal. Once they love a team, they're fans forever.

All of creation is a song of praise to God.

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I'm a little bit of everything. Sometimes people think I'm not Puerto Rican, because my name doesn't sound Spanish.

Of course I'm funky like fat people having intercourse. Basically, the funk is stuck in your teeth...so get the dental floss.

Stillborn silence! thou that art Flood-gate of the deeper heart!

I supported Arizona's immigration law by joining in that lawsuit to defend it. Every day I have Texans on that border that are doing their job.