Government is nothing but the regulated injustice that every rascal has in his heart.

Thinkers prepare the revolution and bandits carry it out.

Thinkers prepare the revolution bandits carry it out.

The mouse that hath but one hole is quickly taken.

Honesty is not necessarily interesting. I don't want to hear about your dreams or your acid trips, probably unless you make them really interesting.

Marco Rubio and Ted Cruz did their best Donald Trump impersonation. All three unleashing an unprecedented string of insults and attacks fit more for a barroom than a presidential debate stage.

Humanitarian goods and people must flow in both directions. Gaza cannot and must not be allowed to remain a prison camp.

Who would have thought my shrivel'd heart could have recovered greenness?

You can play a shoestring if you're sincere.

A food truce, the picnic suspension of oedipal feeling that permits the generations to love each other at family reunions.

Every time I go to the dentist they say, 'You really need to fix that gap of yours'. I'm like, 'My gap is paying your dentist bills.'

I don't know anything about directing, but if you love actors, know your story and hire a great company, then anyone can direct a film.