Golf is just a game - and an idiotic game most of the time.

Hit it hard. It will land somewhere.

When I'm in a zone, I don't think about the shot or the wind or the distance or the gallery or anything; I just pull a club and swing.

If I had hit it like I wanted to I'd have holed it.

Every Christian is to become a little Christ. The whole purpose of becoming a Christian is simply nothing else.

That's life. The older you get, the tougher it is to score.

Rather be frumpy than vulgar! Much. Frumps are often celebrities in disguise -- but a person of vulgar appearance is vulgar all through.

Be content with what thou hast received, and smooth thy frowning forehead, for the door of choice is not open either to thee or me.

All the warnings the founding fathers gave us about government proved to be true. We should have listened.

Because the sport has changed, competition is not only stronger but it's deeper throughout the field than it's ever been. It's harder to win.

The more is given the less the people will work for themselves, and the less they work the more their poverty will increase.

Women are a colonized people.

The chances of a bank going out of business are extremely slim, but it's always a good idea to spread around major sums so every penny is backed by insurance.

To be content with death may be better than to desire it.