God will not damn a lunatic's soul. He knows that the powers of evil are too great for those of us with weak minds.

The strength of the vampire is that people will not believe in him.

Superstition? Who can define the boundary line between the superstition of yesterday and the scientific fact of tomorrow?

For one who has not lived even a single lifetime, you are a wise man, Van Helsing.

To die, to be really dead, that must be glorious. There are far worse things awaiting man than death.

You can't murder a man who's been dead for five centuries.

I am Dracula.... I bid you welcome.

My mind is just as open as it ever was, professor. But it's a scientific mind, and there's no place in it for superstitions.

Ξέρω: κηρύγματα καὶ ρητορεῖες πάλι, θὰ πεῖς.Ἔ ναὶ λοιπόν! Κηρύγματα καὶ ρητορεῖες.Σὰν πρόκες πρέπει νὰ καρφώνονται οἱ λέξειςΝὰ μὴν τὶς παίρνει ὁ ἄνεμος.

My old grandmother always used to say, Summer friends will melt away like summer snows, but winter friends are friends forever.

If I spend every moment, for the rest of my days, thanking God for all his goodness to us, that would still not be enough.

I am no God. I am no Messiah. I am no divine incarnation. I am but a human in the service of humans.

If we are going to conduct espionage in the future, we are going to have to make some changes in the relationship between the intelligence community and the public it serves.

My way of joking is to tell the truth. That's the funniest joke in the world.

I cry at anything remotely touching - smile at me warmly and I'm off... television also does it, everything from 'X-Factor' to cereal commercials. I cry when I am tired. I also cry when I laugh.

If you repeat a lie often enough, people will believe it, and you will even come to believe it yourself.

I think there is a tendency for people to get rigid and caught up in their beliefs of what is right and wrong, and they lose sight of humanity. Being human has to come first before right or wrong.

So your first job is to work on yourself. The greatest thing you can do for another human being is to get your own house in order and find your true spiritual heart.