God is a comedian playing to an audience that is too afraid to laugh.

Love is a canvas furnished by nature and embroidered by imagination.

If you want to know who controls you, look at who you are not allowed to criticize.

It is dangerous to be right in matters where established men are wrong.

The mirror is a worthless invention. The only way to truly see yourself is in the reflection of someone else's eyes.

Give me the patience for the small things of life, courage for the great trials of life. Help me to do my best each day and then go to sleep knowing God is awake.

Many are destined to reason wrongly; others, not to reason at all; and others, to persecute those who do reason.

Each player must accept the cards life deals him or her: but once they are in hand, he or she alone must decide how to play the cards in order to win the game.

The most important decision you make is to be in a good mood.

Judge a man by his questions rather than his answers.

The more often a stupidity is repeated, the more it gets the appearance of wisdom.

You can buy muscles, but you can't buy COJONES!

Our achievements are generally limited only by the beliefs we impose on ourselves.

Today has never happened and it doesn't frighten me.

The combination of ammonia and chloride can be lethal but I've discovered it can work miracles as long as you keep telling yourself, "I want to love, I want to live.

Making a garden is somehow like conducting a symphony - different plants come forward at different times and you need to think very carefully about their placement in relation to each other.

And so the seasons went rolling on into summer, as one rambles into higher and higher grass.

The greatest of the changes that science has brought is the acuity of change; the greatest novelty the extent of novelty.

Those conspiracies that are too incredible to be believed, are by the same right, those which most often succeed.

Simplicity is the trademark of GENIUS

It takes far less courage to cling to the past than it does to face the future".