Giving a politician access to your wallet is like giving a dog access to your refrigerator.

I suppose that there's a caddish streak in every man that runs crosswise across his character and disposition and general outlook.

Persons desiring to know what love is might benefit more if they were able to understand what love is not.

How can you pass laws about things that nobody knows?""They do it all the time, " says Hayden. "That's what law is: educated guesses at right and wrong.

The melody is generally what the piece is all about.

You, yourself, are the eternal energy which appears as this Universe. You didn't come into this world; you came out of it. Like a wave from the ocean.

That's my private ant. You're liable to break its legs.

Most of us appear to believe that we are more athletic, intelligent, organized, ethical, logical, interesting, open-minded, and healthy-not to mention more attractive-than the average person.

A man who has no office to go, to I don't care who he is, is a trial of which you can have no conception.

Fine dressing is a foule house swept before the doores.

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